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Well, I had so much fun doing this on my personal blog, I figured I could find some REALLY funny keywords on Blog The Internet! This is an extension from my blog meme titled, The Top Ten Google Keyword Blunders. It’s a simple game. Check your stats to find really stupid keywords where your site actually scored traffic from Google!

Here is my list for BTI, Enjoy!

1. shy love ass clips - Hmm… Ok! Someone out there is looking for some loving.
2. buy used space suits -LOL!! Do you plan on going on a trip soon?
3. why is my pool still cloudy - Because your 3 year old kid keeps pissing in it, why else?
4. gerber baby food sucks - OMG! I can only vision why some mom typed this into Google? Was there a worm in the food or something?
5. idaho potatoes crop report - Can’t help you there. I guess I could write a blog post about potatoes in Idaho if you really want me to!
6. viagra doesnt work! - Sorry about your luck, pal.
7. make a bong out of computer -WTF! Ok, I have friends that smoke pot and I know about the whole thing about, “Hey dude… I just made a bong out of this or that!” But come on man, turning your computer into a device that will allow you to smoke weed from it? Shit… What the hell?
8. doctors fingernails - Oh boy… I guess that exam didn’t go to well, did it? LOL!!!
9. forgot the parachute - Yeah… that would suck!
10. treat penis dog bite - Wow… who’s penis? Yours or the dogs? CALL A DOCTOR!!! Don’t do a Google search?

Take a look at your stats report and write a blog entry with some of the crazy and stupid things people search and find your site. Check out my original blog post and drop a comment and I’ll include your post on my list.